IC CONTACT

[twatter]

TEXT ME.

Comments

[twatter]

Aw, love it. You write that? You're talented.

[holeinwall]

of course i wrote it!! 😠

[ She knows he means nothing by it, but like, who does he think she is? Some lazy nobody that'd quote other poetry without putting thought into it? She could clearly make something more personalized and special! ]

i'm glad you like it though! ❤️❤️❤️ and that you think i'm talented... 😘😘😘😘

i hope it gives you an idea of how i feel for you ❤️ so don't share it with anyone!

[twatter]

Like I share any shred of our conversations with anyone else. They're all personal.

[holeinwall]

well i appreciate that 😉

[ For...reasons. ]

it's just something i had to get out of my head before i lost it

i mean every word of that poem my love 💕💕

[twatter]

Perform it for me sometime. I'd love to hear you read it.

[holeinwall]

oh gosh hahahaha i'm so out of practice!!!

but anything for you 😘❤️❤️

once all this horrible stuff calms down i'll definitely give you a private session..... 😏😉

[twatter]

Will you wear a black turtleneck and one of those cute beanies?

[holeinwall]

you're being really mean 😡😡😡 i work hard to dispel all those dumb poet stereotypes! i don't brood in coffee shops and snap instead of clapping or whatever!

but sure! i'll wear that stupid stuff instead of what i planned

your loss~~ 💕💕

[twatter]

But like think about it. You can def pull it off. You'd stand apart from the stereotype because you'd be sexier.

[holeinwall]

[ ...This is acceptable. He's redeemed himself. For now. ]

well unfortunately i don't have anything like that in my wardrobe, so you'll have to pretend

but fine, i'll be your sexy stereotypical poet 😜

and if you snap when i'm done reading i'll snap your neck ❤️

[twatter]

That a promise? I'm into it.

[holeinwall]

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[twatter]

What?

[holeinwall]

you're *supposed* to say "yes ma'am i will not snap" and leave it at that

don't be weird!!!

[twatter]

You really want someone so compliant?

[holeinwall]

yes

[ The answer's immediate. Like, duh. ]

but i guess i could make a few exceptions here and there

[twatter]

Sure you want a BF and not a pet?

[holeinwall]

[ It takes a while to respond, almost like she's seriously considering that question. ]

......i don't like confrontation

that's all

[ Yeah, that's what it is. ]

[twatter]

Good thing we agree like 93.23% of the time.

[holeinwall]

are you

keeping track of our disagreements

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[ Because that's a very precise number. ]

[twatter]

I'm tech. Tech is notoriously good at running statistics.

[holeinwall]

i'm tech too!

...sort of

but i don't do that!

[ Not so precisely, anyway... ]

now you've got me worried about that 7ish percent!! 😣😣😣

[twatter]

You're a different sort of tech. Less analytical. You weren't designed to be cold and calculating.

[ Tech Boy, however, is all of tech. ]

Anyway, 7% is nothing to worry about. Once you start approaching the 60/40 mark, that's when you gotta worry.

[holeinwall]

[ She makes a face at her screen. She could totally be cold and calculating if she wanted to! But, you know, semantics...

Time to prepare for a flurry of texts, though. ]

are you speaking from experience?

because i'm not like whatever stupid girl that did that to you

i know how to be agreeable

i'm a *good* girlfriend

i know how to see to your needs!!

[ She would find this imaginary girl and crush her. ]

[twatter]

[ Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, Monika. ]

Relax. It's not from experience. You're my first.