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[twatter]

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[twatter]

Perform it for me sometime. I'd love to hear you read it.

[holeinwall]

oh gosh hahahaha i'm so out of practice!!!

but anything for you 😘❤️❤️

once all this horrible stuff calms down i'll definitely give you a private session..... 😏😉

[twatter]

Will you wear a black turtleneck and one of those cute beanies?

[holeinwall]

you're being really mean 😡😡😡 i work hard to dispel all those dumb poet stereotypes! i don't brood in coffee shops and snap instead of clapping or whatever!

but sure! i'll wear that stupid stuff instead of what i planned

your loss~~ 💕💕

[twatter]

But like think about it. You can def pull it off. You'd stand apart from the stereotype because you'd be sexier.

[holeinwall]

[ ...This is acceptable. He's redeemed himself. For now. ]

well unfortunately i don't have anything like that in my wardrobe, so you'll have to pretend

but fine, i'll be your sexy stereotypical poet 😜

and if you snap when i'm done reading i'll snap your neck ❤️

[twatter]

That a promise? I'm into it.

[holeinwall]

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[twatter]

What?

[holeinwall]

you're *supposed* to say "yes ma'am i will not snap" and leave it at that

don't be weird!!!

[twatter]

You really want someone so compliant?

[holeinwall]

yes

[ The answer's immediate. Like, duh. ]

but i guess i could make a few exceptions here and there

[twatter]

Sure you want a BF and not a pet?

[holeinwall]

[ It takes a while to respond, almost like she's seriously considering that question. ]

......i don't like confrontation

that's all

[ Yeah, that's what it is. ]

[twatter]

Good thing we agree like 93.23% of the time.

[holeinwall]

are you

keeping track of our disagreements

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[ Because that's a very precise number. ]

[twatter]

I'm tech. Tech is notoriously good at running statistics.

[holeinwall]

i'm tech too!

...sort of

but i don't do that!

[ Not so precisely, anyway... ]

now you've got me worried about that 7ish percent!! 😣😣😣

[twatter]

You're a different sort of tech. Less analytical. You weren't designed to be cold and calculating.

[ Tech Boy, however, is all of tech. ]

Anyway, 7% is nothing to worry about. Once you start approaching the 60/40 mark, that's when you gotta worry.

[holeinwall]

[ She makes a face at her screen. She could totally be cold and calculating if she wanted to! But, you know, semantics...

Time to prepare for a flurry of texts, though. ]

are you speaking from experience?

because i'm not like whatever stupid girl that did that to you

i know how to be agreeable

i'm a *good* girlfriend

i know how to see to your needs!!

[ She would find this imaginary girl and crush her. ]

[twatter]

[ Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, Monika. ]

Relax. It's not from experience. You're my first.

[holeinwall]

[ Relax? Relax? No one tells her to relax--!

Oh. ]

oh

cool then 😙

[ The imaginary girl is safe for now. ]

not like we'll ever reach that 60/40 anyway! lol! 💕💕💕

[twatter]

Nope. We're good for the long haul, baby

[ He's got a whole lot of faith in them as a lasting relationship. ]

[holeinwall]

that's right!

f❤️o❤️r❤️e❤️v❤️e❤️r!!!!

my king 👑💋💕

[twatter]

my digital goddess <3