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[twatter]

TEXT ME.

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[holeinwall]

[ It takes a while to respond, almost like she's seriously considering that question. ]

......i don't like confrontation

that's all

[ Yeah, that's what it is. ]

[twatter]

Good thing we agree like 93.23% of the time.

[holeinwall]

are you

keeping track of our disagreements

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[ Because that's a very precise number. ]

[twatter]

I'm tech. Tech is notoriously good at running statistics.

[holeinwall]

i'm tech too!

...sort of

but i don't do that!

[ Not so precisely, anyway... ]

now you've got me worried about that 7ish percent!! 😣😣😣

[twatter]

You're a different sort of tech. Less analytical. You weren't designed to be cold and calculating.

[ Tech Boy, however, is all of tech. ]

Anyway, 7% is nothing to worry about. Once you start approaching the 60/40 mark, that's when you gotta worry.

[holeinwall]

[ She makes a face at her screen. She could totally be cold and calculating if she wanted to! But, you know, semantics...

Time to prepare for a flurry of texts, though. ]

are you speaking from experience?

because i'm not like whatever stupid girl that did that to you

i know how to be agreeable

i'm a *good* girlfriend

i know how to see to your needs!!

[ She would find this imaginary girl and crush her. ]

[twatter]

[ Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, Monika. ]

Relax. It's not from experience. You're my first.

[holeinwall]

[ Relax? Relax? No one tells her to relax--!

Oh. ]

oh

cool then 😙

[ The imaginary girl is safe for now. ]

not like we'll ever reach that 60/40 anyway! lol! 💕💕💕

[twatter]

Nope. We're good for the long haul, baby

[ He's got a whole lot of faith in them as a lasting relationship. ]

[holeinwall]

that's right!

f❤️o❤️r❤️e❤️v❤️e❤️r!!!!

my king 👑💋💕

[twatter]

my digital goddess <3

[holeinwall]

maybe we can find a closet somewhere down here.....

the part about being on my knees had multiple meanings 😏😘😇

[ Teehee, she's so naughty~ ]

[twatter]

[ His reply comes after a delay -- the delay it takes for him to regain his cool after reading that! ]

You just teasing?

[ Because if not, he is one million percent down. ]

[holeinwall]

[ Well, with that delayed reaction, now she can't help herself. Letting him get his way so easily was no fun, even if she had to suffer in the process. ]

idk am i??? 😉

get back to me in a few hours 😘 i'm going to take a little nap and dream on it 💖💖

[twatter]

Fucking cruel

[holeinwall]

i loooove yooou

i'll dream of you 😴🤗

💕💕💕💕

[twatter]

Like hell you're gonna get to sleep. Even with my CPU dogging at half-speed, I can still control your phone.

[holeinwall]

fine. mess with my phone all you like~

just know the more you keep me awake the longer you won't see me ❤️

[twatter]

How long can you actually resist me?

[holeinwall]

are you really willing to see how long i can go?

[twatter]

[ No, but... ]

Bet it's not as long as you think it is.

[holeinwall]

try me 😘

[ And because righteous anger is such a good motivator for pettiness to the nth degree... ]

why don't you go talk to that sweet little witch [ Though she'd love to make that word start with a different letter. ] you were having such a lovely time with on the network?

i'm sure you'll enjoy her ~dark side~ so much more ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[twatter]

[ Whoa, whoa. Is she stalking him? That's supposed to be his job! Not the other way around. ]

Already saw her. She's down here too.

[holeinwall]

[ WOW. OKAY. COOL. Just gonna casually throw that out there, is he? See if she cares!! She's not taking a long time to respond at all!!! ]

then you won't mind if i spend some time with friends after my nap? great! 😙

[ Two can play this game. If he wants to say she belongs to him, then he damn well needs to start acting like it. Not that she's a jealous person or anything! ]

i'll see you tomorrow then 💕💕