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[twatter]

TEXT ME.

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[holeinwall]

are you

keeping track of our disagreements

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[ Because that's a very precise number. ]

[twatter]

I'm tech. Tech is notoriously good at running statistics.

[holeinwall]

i'm tech too!

...sort of

but i don't do that!

[ Not so precisely, anyway... ]

now you've got me worried about that 7ish percent!! 😣😣😣

[twatter]

You're a different sort of tech. Less analytical. You weren't designed to be cold and calculating.

[ Tech Boy, however, is all of tech. ]

Anyway, 7% is nothing to worry about. Once you start approaching the 60/40 mark, that's when you gotta worry.

[holeinwall]

[ She makes a face at her screen. She could totally be cold and calculating if she wanted to! But, you know, semantics...

Time to prepare for a flurry of texts, though. ]

are you speaking from experience?

because i'm not like whatever stupid girl that did that to you

i know how to be agreeable

i'm a *good* girlfriend

i know how to see to your needs!!

[ She would find this imaginary girl and crush her. ]

[twatter]

[ Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, Monika. ]

Relax. It's not from experience. You're my first.

[holeinwall]

[ Relax? Relax? No one tells her to relax--!

Oh. ]

oh

cool then 😙

[ The imaginary girl is safe for now. ]

not like we'll ever reach that 60/40 anyway! lol! 💕💕💕

[twatter]

Nope. We're good for the long haul, baby

[ He's got a whole lot of faith in them as a lasting relationship. ]

[holeinwall]

that's right!

f❤️o❤️r❤️e❤️v❤️e❤️r!!!!

my king 👑💋💕

[twatter]

my digital goddess <3

[holeinwall]

maybe we can find a closet somewhere down here.....

the part about being on my knees had multiple meanings 😏😘😇

[ Teehee, she's so naughty~ ]

[twatter]

[ His reply comes after a delay -- the delay it takes for him to regain his cool after reading that! ]

You just teasing?

[ Because if not, he is one million percent down. ]

[holeinwall]

[ Well, with that delayed reaction, now she can't help herself. Letting him get his way so easily was no fun, even if she had to suffer in the process. ]

idk am i??? 😉

get back to me in a few hours 😘 i'm going to take a little nap and dream on it 💖💖

[twatter]

Fucking cruel

[holeinwall]

i loooove yooou

i'll dream of you 😴🤗

💕💕💕💕

[twatter]

Like hell you're gonna get to sleep. Even with my CPU dogging at half-speed, I can still control your phone.

[holeinwall]

fine. mess with my phone all you like~

just know the more you keep me awake the longer you won't see me ❤️

[twatter]

How long can you actually resist me?

[holeinwall]

are you really willing to see how long i can go?

[twatter]

[ No, but... ]

Bet it's not as long as you think it is.

[holeinwall]

try me 😘

[ And because righteous anger is such a good motivator for pettiness to the nth degree... ]

why don't you go talk to that sweet little witch [ Though she'd love to make that word start with a different letter. ] you were having such a lovely time with on the network?

i'm sure you'll enjoy her ~dark side~ so much more ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[twatter]

[ Whoa, whoa. Is she stalking him? That's supposed to be his job! Not the other way around. ]

Already saw her. She's down here too.

[holeinwall]

[ WOW. OKAY. COOL. Just gonna casually throw that out there, is he? See if she cares!! She's not taking a long time to respond at all!!! ]

then you won't mind if i spend some time with friends after my nap? great! 😙

[ Two can play this game. If he wants to say she belongs to him, then he damn well needs to start acting like it. Not that she's a jealous person or anything! ]

i'll see you tomorrow then 💕💕

[twatter]

[ He's not THAT clueless that he can't tell what this is. ]

Don't get jealous over stupid shit. Do NOT make me give you a reason to BE jealous. I've been devoted to you, but if you're about to read into shit that doesn't exist, that shit ain't gonna fly.

[holeinwall]

[ She can sense those tendrils of control snaking out again. It draws out prickles of anger. Who is he to tell her how she should feel? She sees the signs. She knows they're there.

Well, then. Maybe she just needed to be more subtle. ]

you know what? you're right....

how can i make it up to you?

[ She could find outlets for her jealousy in other places. ♥ ]