[ The reply comes after another few hours. He heard his device ping and knew it had to be Ava. So it takes all of his effort to reach out to the phone and access it through his mind. It takes even more effort to formulate replies. ]
[ He's not good. But also he doesn't want Ava coming. If Lucifer laid one finger on her, he didn't know how...but he would find a way to straight up murder the ruler of hell. ]
luci's mad that i went snooping and is giving me a slap on the wrist. i'll be back whenever his panties fucking untwist
[ Ava frowns at the glitching going on. It feels like a sign that more is happening than he's letting on. But would he really be communicating with her so nonchalantly to cover up a brutal punishment he's undergoing?
...Probably. To protect her. ]
I knew I should have come with you! I can literally walk through walls and I let you snoop ALONE. I'm so stupid. I'm the worst girlfriend ever.
tell him I'll slap his fucking BALLS if he doesn't let you go NOW
[ She's already in his room so she'll go ahead and help herself. And once she finds what Tech is talking about, she's reminded just how out there his taste in clothes are in, which somehow suit him but look ridiculous on her body. ]
lol I feel like a Christmas tree...
[ But it's very Tech and it makes her feel closer to him by wearing it. All she can do now is fall into his bed and wait for him, hugging his pillow. ]
I've never actually taken a selfie before... do you really want one now? it's kinda hard to smile at the moment when I'm worried about you
you mean you're communicating from your mind right now?? and you're just seeing these messages inside your head??? cool AF
[ And as soon as she reads that last message: ] never mind, you're still a dork. one hot selfie coming your way
[ She turns off the lights in his room because he never said he wanted a selfie with the bedroom light on. But the LED lights on the hoodie are bright enough to cast a multicolored glow over her face. Hood over her head, she snaps a picture, not with the biggest smile on her face but she tries for a smile and it looks... goofy. Nope, that won't do at all. She'll take another one—
Oh shit, did she just send that? Was there an undo button on this thing??? ]
oh my god DELETE that from your brain!!!!! that was a 1st attempt
[ This is a taste of normalcy. Ava calling him a dork while simultaneously embodying that dork energy herself. It's nice. It gives him a little extra strength and gusto to get back to her. ]
never. it's backed up and stored for eternity. even an upgrade won't get rid of it now 😏
and i knew it. the hoodie looks fantastic on you.
but you could be wearing a potato sack and i'd still find you hot. bc you're my girl.
but if you don't remember it, then we can make one and pretend it's your first. hang stupid ornaments together, wrap some presents and put them under it for each other.
or maybe the present is just you, wrapped up in a flashy potato sack
and of course i'd wanna do it with you. i mean, don't get me wrong. i always thought the holidays and all the things that come with it are pretty fucking stupid. but i know it'll make you happy. and it makes me happy to make you happy.
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I hate to be that kind of girlfriend but where the fuck are you???
done!
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i̢̬̜̤͂̔͑̊'̀ͬ̔̓͏̪͓m̩͕̖͇̼ ̩̖͖̙̜̯̑͒̊̒̊ͬͥg͎̙̱͇̥͈̮͛͆̐ͪͭ̿o̤̫̥̟͉̮̓͐ͅö̧͍̫́ͅd̷̬̟̦, i'm good.
[ He's not good. But also he doesn't want Ava coming. If Lucifer laid one finger on her, he didn't know how...but he would find a way to straight up murder the ruler of hell. ]
luci's mad that i went snooping and is giving me a slap on the wrist. i'll be back whenever his panties fucking untwist
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...Probably. To protect her. ]
I knew I should have come with you! I can literally walk through walls and I let you snoop ALONE. I'm so stupid. I'm the worst girlfriend ever.
tell him I'll slap his fucking BALLS if he doesn't let you go NOW
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i'll be sure to pass the message, tho
[ He absolutely will NOT be passing that message!!! ]
but don't worry, doll. i heal, remember? so there's literally nothing he can do that will be too bad
when i come back, you can tell me all the stupid frog puns you want
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I'm not in a punny mood anymore
[ :( ]
can I wear one of your hoodies until you get back?
[ It's probably the only thing that will comfort her right now. ]
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ngl the one with the leds down the front would look fucking dope on you
[ this is the one he means. ]
take a selfie, too. i've been missing your face a whole lot
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lol I feel like a Christmas tree...
[ But it's very Tech and it makes her feel closer to him by wearing it. All she can do now is fall into his bed and wait for him, hugging his pillow. ]
I've never actually taken a selfie before... do you really want one now? it's kinda hard to smile at the moment when I'm worried about you
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[ Just keep the glitches out. Focus, focus, focus. ]
i'm doing it with my powers too. pretty cool, huh? but i wouldn't be able to do that if i wasn't ok.
so you can smile and be the hottest christmas tree 🎄🔥🔥🔥
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[ And as soon as she reads that last message: ] never mind, you're still a dork. one hot selfie coming your way
[ She turns off the lights in his room because he never said he wanted a selfie with the bedroom light on. But the LED lights on the hoodie are bright enough to cast a multicolored glow over her face. Hood over her head, she snaps a picture, not with the biggest smile on her face but she tries for a smile and it looks... goofy. Nope, that won't do at all. She'll take another one—
Oh shit, did she just send that? Was there an undo button on this thing??? ]
oh my god DELETE that from your brain!!!!! that was a 1st attempt
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never. it's backed up and stored for eternity. even an upgrade won't get rid of it now 😏
and i knew it. the hoodie looks fantastic on you.
but you could be wearing a potato sack and i'd still find you hot. bc you're my girl.
(also don't actually ever wear a potato sack.)
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you owe me one dumb selfie
what if I added LED lights to the potato sack?
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the halo could be like the star on top
have you ever had a christmas tree before? like an actual one?
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uuuuh maybe when I was little? back when my mom was alive. I don't really remember.
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but if you don't remember it, then we can make one and pretend it's your first. hang stupid ornaments together, wrap some presents and put them under it for each other.
or maybe the present is just you, wrapped up in a flashy potato sack
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like in a christmas movie?
you'd really wanna do all that with me?
(I'm totally the best present you've ever had, duh!)
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and of course i'd wanna do it with you. i mean, don't get me wrong. i always thought the holidays and all the things that come with it are pretty fucking stupid. but i know it'll make you happy. and it makes me happy to make you happy.
so i can totes be your cheesy romcom bf.
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I don't want you doing anything you don't think is fun just to make me happy...
but maybe my superpower is making the stuff you thought was dumb actually fun!
aaaaand for every cheesy holiday activity you do with me, I'll treat you 😉
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that would be cruel, yanno. even more cruel than what lucifer's doing!
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it's cruel what he's doing??? how cruel? on a scale from 1 to 10
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[ Fuck. That's not helping be convincing. He breathes and concentrates harder. ]
no it's fine. it's like barely a 1. like a 0.0000000023 at most.
except the fact that he's keeping me from you. that's like a 10 million out of ten in cruelty.
[ Nailed it?? ]
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I'm gonna go find bela but as soon as he lets you go, I wanna see you're okay
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