good. having that on reserve is fucking handy. less need to physically stitch his mouth shut.
wuxian's good, tho. he's understandably upset by it all and def resorting to escapism to cope by trying to fuck it away. but he doesn't have the same kinda loyalty to mammon, just an unfortunate attraction. 🤢🤢🤢
oh fuck that's right. no one's probably used emojis at you yet 😂
they're part of the modern way of communicating. sometimes people send strings of texts with just emojis. heads up that if anyone ever sends you 🍆 that means they either wanna fuck or they're about to send you a dick pic or they're jerking it on the side.
men are men no matter what medium they're communicating through
i'd ask what a dick pic is but it sounds pretty self explanatory. if anyone ever sends me one can you help me find them so i can rip said dick off of them?
hah they fucking do. and plenty of goddesses capitalize on that shit. if men are gonna think with their dicks, only fair some pay homage at the altars and serve as a sacrifice.
but i always say, if you got the means...weaponize it.
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wuxian's good, tho. he's understandably upset by it all and def resorting to escapism to cope by trying to fuck it away. but he doesn't have the same kinda loyalty to mammon, just an unfortunate attraction. 🤢🤢🤢
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no needs for stitches when you have magic.
what are those horrible pictures?
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they're part of the modern way of communicating. sometimes people send strings of texts with just emojis. heads up that if anyone ever sends you 🍆 that means they either wanna fuck or they're about to send you a dick pic or they're jerking it on the side.
men are men no matter what medium they're communicating through
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i'd ask what a dick pic is but it sounds pretty self explanatory. if anyone ever sends me one can you help me find them so i can rip said dick off of them?
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but they'd really have to have balls to try that shit on you.
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or be really stupid, and in my experience men tend to have stupidity in spades.
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but i always say, if you got the means...weaponize it.
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oh believe me, i do. sorceresses are taught how to wield their beauty as weapons as much as their magic. i'm better than most at it.
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[ And what remains unspoken is how much he absolutely respects that. And her. ]
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then i'm doing my job right. i will let you know if i learn anything new
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